Saturday was Day 1 of the Three Day Potty training method. As expected, Hayden was resistant. We followed the rules in the literature that David instructed me to read. Unfortunately, I opened it up with good intent but got hung up on the 30 pairs of underwear mandated for each child. Who has time to read when they are frantically shopping for 60 pairs of underwear?
I had some sticker shock over the price of underwear - but between Target, Walmart and Amazon, I was able to fulfill the underwear requirement without entirely draining the bank account.
The first step to the method is to have the kids carry out all the diapers and put them in the trash. (Of course this is wasteful and just for show). Then, you put them in their underwear and say, "Who wants juice??"
To them, juice was water that tasted like candy.
Their minds were blown.
They guzzled sippy cup after sippy cup like college kids on spring break. Their little bellies grew like water balloons.
"Do you have to pee?" David would ask them.
"Do you have to pee?" I would ask them.
They would shake their head, extend their hand to pass us their empty sippy cup and demand, "More juice."
They held their pee for an impressive amount of time, but what goes in must eventually come out. And when massive amounts go in, massive amounts come out. I will spare you the descriptive (and dramatic) details.
Sunday was Day 2. It is always peaceful after a storm.
By Day 3, we were back to our normal routine, except always with a towel in tow.
We went to Costco:
We went running (it was too early for Hayden to be photogenic)
I took us to see the cow just in case we had to make a pit stop. This road already smells like poop.
We also went to the mall:
So far, accidents have been few and at home. Of course, I am knocking on wood as I type this.
I know, it's not a very fun topic. My apologies in advance.
I started logging my workouts two weeks ago. I will refer to this as the beginning of training.
Week 1 included three intervals workouts (in addition to Masters and endurance workouts):
Workout #1 was 250x4. My fastest was 4:36.
Workout #2 was 200x5. My fastest was 3:40.
Workout #3 was 100s. My fastest was 1:42.
Week 3 I revisited these intervals with the following workout:
250 x 2 - 4:21 / 4:21
200 x 2 - 3:28 / 3:23
100 x 2 - 1:36 / 1:37
200 x 2 - 3:30 / 3:30
I am not really sure what those numbers mean in regards to swimming 1500 meters in open water. BUT, I know that 4:21 is faster than 4:36, 3:23-3:30 is faster than 3:40 and 1:36 is faster than 1:42. This may be a new road but I think its the right direction - so far. I am still knocking on that wood.